bear hug

He ran to me, gave me a Huge bear hug and said,"From God!" and squeezed me even tighter.

I thought,"gee, serious?" I was in shock, they say God is everywhere and now, I can prove he is not just a myth finally. So I tried to start my first conversation with God,"Hi, nice to meet you finally. I've been..." then, he stepped off me with this funny look he gave me and said, "just joking, Jesus!" he laughed and started to tease me being unbelievably gullible.

It was quite embarrassing indeed. He was right, if that was God giving me some clear sign instead of just watching from above, which that's all he does these days, he would have been busy helping the poor and tsunamis instead of giving me a hug. and if there were God, I would be such a mistake by him being dumb and gullible that I couldn't even understand such simple logic, while they said God never made mistakes, so he was right. and I am just being extremely dumb again, yike.